The Crossing Guard Tapes

From the gently twisted mind of producer
Jim Waters

In a world where cities are playgrounds and playgrounds are arenas. Arenas are battlegrounds, and battlegrounds are sectioned into streets. Streets are bisected by school crosswalks and school crosswalks are the frontline in an ancient battle where crossing guards are the warriors that hold up a stop sign between the everyday and the end of days... and the end of days is going way over 15 MPH/30 KPH in a school crossing zone.

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The Tapes

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